We love talking about celery and we love talking about sex……..
There is a steroid in celery called “androstenone”…. It is a steroid also found in human sweat that puts off a scent… or a sex pheromone, that actually makes people more attractive to each other. Now…. eating celery can increase the human levels of this steroid and pheromone secretion. According to Judy Gaman…. Coauthor of “Stay Young:Ten Proven Steps to Ultimate Health” “Celery increases the volume of ejaculatory fluids in both sexes making climax stronger so not only will a man smell good… He will have a stronger urge to have sex”! And for woman…. ” It will put her in a great mood and increase the orgasmic effect.” WOW… Who knew that celery could be great for your sex life!! YAY for celery!!
*Now let’s take it step further….. After a romp or two…. We can juice that celery and balance the acidity in our bodies because the minerals in celery juice help balance the body’s blood ph, neutralizing acidity.
*That juice will also give relief for rheumatoid arthritis, gout, asthma and bronchitis…. due to the polyacetylene, a lovely anti-inflammatory.
*Diuretic anyone? Yes please! Celery has amazing diuretic properties…. Meaning it will aide in the breaking up and elimination of urinary and gall bladder stones…. Besides helping you pee like a race horse!!
*Calming our nervous system… Constipation… The list goes on!! Celery is our dear friend!! Eat, drink and have sex.. with celery!!